a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world
The Road to Grump Dorado
Idk they always looked like each other so I just
how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.
what do we say to the god of death?
not today *sets difficulty to casual*
Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.
My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see”
"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."
Basically the American education system
my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen
me: but its dark and scary
Achievement Hunter: A Summary.
welcome to hell ♥
"The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because I am sad."
"I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan."
"The cemetery is filled with dead people."
"I am sad."