shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

shitpeoplesayintf2:

a lone man begs for mercy in an unforgiving world

candigram:

The Road to Grump Dorado
Idk they always looked like each other so I just
candigram:

The Road to Grump Dorado
Idk they always looked like each other so I just

candigram:

The Road to Grump Dorado

Idk they always looked like each other so I just

callmeshiny:

batman-nolanverse:

Ladies & Gents, i present to you The BATMAN: The World’s Greatest Detective. 

He’s always been a man of mysterious ways.

image

(Source: terrencemalicks)

(Source: andremichaux)

grab:

I want the whole world to stop pretending that it likes beer

(Source: sharmuta)

usbdongle:

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.

thevulgargamer:

Further proof that markiplier would be the ultimate disappointed father.

I see no Markiplier here…

thevulgargamer:

Further proof that markiplier would be the ultimate disappointed father.

I see no Markiplier here…

(Source: stirfriedrights)

condesces:

what do we say to the god of death?

not today *sets difficulty to casual*

jeanmarcoing:

*looks at pet* fucking furry lmao

(Source: seaprincefukami)

nottdead:

evilfeminist:

Found a paper I wrote in 5th grade that I got an ‘f’ on.

My prompt was “Imagine you are sitting on a cloud, what would you do or see” 

I wrote,

"I would see the ground as I fell because I would fall through it because in science you told us that clouds were just water mists."

Basically the American education system

missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

thegavichal:

Achievement Hunter: A Summary. 

Jussayin’…

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

sirsmithcup:

"The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because I am sad."
"I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan."
"Boo-hoo-hoo."
"The cemetery is filled with dead people."
"I am sad."

sirsmithcup:

"The dead people are underground, and I have brought flowers because I am sad."

"I wish my loved one had remembered to indicate me as the beneficiary of his 401k plan."

"Boo-hoo-hoo."

"The cemetery is filled with dead people."

"I am sad."